Words fail me.
Done, arguably, by the smallest man ever to hold the office. I hate living in historic times.
Now that so much gaming has moved from our PC’s to our phones, I find my ravenous urge to kill and maim is no longer slaked by trivial entertainments such as Call of Duty, BioShock and World of Tanks; nay, I’ve found something better!
Yes, nothing satisfies my urge to chuck chickens at grinning evil green pigs like Angry Birds. If I wasn’t able to sublimate my burning desire for collapsing structures and porcine rolling heads, there is just. no. telling. what I might be capable of…
So heed not my guns and first person shooters- fear my flaming bluebirds!