…I had on a rather horrific Friday the 13th
Great Britain is the father you never got along with, but with whom you eventually reconciled and discovered you had a lot in common with.
France is the crazy uncle you love to whack on, but God help anyone else who does. Every family has one.
Germany could have been the strict disciplinarian of the family, but the bad behavior of the 20th century put paid to that, and we’ve pretty much disowned him.
Just sayin’.