BREAKING NEWS: Disney buys LucasFilm, "The Imperial March" now replaced with "It's a Small World."
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 30, 2012
Boba Fett and Princess Leia as teens: Two people from different worlds forget their differences and fall in love. Music by Elton John.
— my heart's the bitter buffalo (@inthefade) October 30, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: Iron Man 4 just announced; will chronicle Tony Stark's final transformation into Darth Vader.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 30, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: In future Blu-Ray releases of Episode 1, Jar-Jar to be replaced by Goofy.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 30, 2012
CORRECTION: My sources tell me it's actually "Indiana Jones and the Labyrinth of the Dark Crystal." Please note this for your files.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 30, 2012
UPDATE: No, I’m not joking