Just when I thought it might be safe to return to my home state,

A lab tech at Georgia Health Sciences University may have engaged in too much monkey business.Officials jailed Coley Mitchell, 32, on August 13 after he was discovered intoxicated with his pants down in a campus locker room.

In the same room: two lab monkeys who had been let out of their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.

Mitchell smelled of alcohol,

Well, duhhh!

according to police reports, and became belligerent and combative when asked to leave the room.

Dang, apparently I missed all the fun…

via James Taranto